The 'Nice Guy'

Here's something that's been bugging me for a long time (since I don't feel like ranting personally, I'll do it here where no one can see me... maybe), the 'Nice Guy'. 'Friendzones', 'forever alone' and whatever shit that has been going on around the internet and polluting the people around me to say that they're forever alone and shit, yea, that kind. People... STOP ABUSING THE MEMES!

Not to be too confusing, I'll start with a story. There's a guy who has been 'in love' with this girl that he met at a restaurant (I'd say 'saw', because they've never actually talked... at all, but...), chatted on Facebook for a few brief moments (and by brief, I mean the 'hey, what are you doing?' 'hey, nothin, just surfin the net' 'cool' ... the end) then confessed after a few months, only to be shot down. After that, a stream of status posts are seen saying that how he has been friendzoned, or how girls never fall for nice guys. And yes, I am saying this in my defense and I am here to fight for my justice! anonymously... Don't want no drama there, not my cup of tea. I like watching other people's drama, just not my own, but that's beside the point.

Point is, dude, I hardly fucking know you! And I think I can say the same for you too! Going out once (hardly call it a date) to have dinner, watch a movie on your request to watch something YOU like (not a big fan of movies) and going home separately without even the decency to escort me to my car when the mall is closed (extra point, I know this isn't required but that's a big minus in courtship for me, who knows when zombies are gonna pop out and scare the shit outta me? At least I'll have someone with me to spend my zombie days with if he 'lurves~' me so much). There wasn't even a single meaningful conversation the whole way and you expect me to give you points for that? Note: I paid for everything myself so no deal there~

Anyway, I'm not asking you to pay for me, or pull out a red carpet for me to walk on, but you asked for this. It's not like I didn't give you a chance. It's not like I didn't try to start a conversation, you didn't even try! However, if that night was enjoyable for you, it would be nice to let me know, because I for one did not enjoy four hours of my life wasted at all. But thank you for the invitation, there will be no next time =) Bad first impression! Bad!

The confession part came a few months after that when we had nil conversation/meet ups. Nil, nil I tell you, NIL!!! I know you're rich, and shy, and shit. So what? You expect me to fucking go up to you and say 'Hi, let's chat! Lemme think of some topic that will amuse the both of us and let each other think we have good chemistry~'. Nice try. Life doesn't work that way, so I'll have to refuse. And here's the part that pisses me off. The 'nice guy' posts that comes after the rejection. The 'fuck! friendzoned! Shoulda known nice guys never get girls' and 'forever alone'. I seriously facepalmed... This not only happened once... In the span of a year, he confessed a few more times (spanning a few empty months in between because he was 'busy') with hardly any conversation and zero meet ups. This of course, leads to more of these similar fucked up posts =)

Now I know you can do whatever you like on the internet (this is one of it), but publicly defaming someone (some of the post 'supporters' knew the identity of the 'unnamed female')? I have three things to say about these posts. First, I'd like to say 'friendzoned' are for friends. FRIENDS! I don't really consider someone who I hardly know to be thought highly enough of to be considered a friend. Second, you people who don't know the story (shitty process, although there's hardly any) do not have a say in calling me a bitch or someone who doesn't know how to treasure love. Pfft! Love... yea right. Tell that to the guy that pulls my chair for me to sit or drapes his jacket over me without a word when it's freezing outside. Love, pfft. Third, I never knew there existed that many idio-cough people (whom we mutually know) that are equally dumb-as-fuck as this good sir here is. I'm speechless. What with the 'I feel you bro', 'yea, we're forever alone'. Are you fucking kidding me? 'WE' can never be 'forever ALONE'. Are your parents dead? Are all your family members dead? Do you have no friends? If so, I pity you. I seriously pity you, that you can come on Facebook to find this particular guy's post, of all the people in the world (since you have no friends, therefore nothing will come up in your news feed, how the fuck do you know of the existence of this post is beyond me) and say that you are 'forever alone'. I applaud your effort to voice out.

All that I have mentioned above, is just the story of ONE. There are more, but I think one is enough... for now, hah.

Moral of the story is:

FOREVER ALONE: People, if you want to use 'forever alone', please make sure that you have no friends or family, so pitiful that you have no one to talk to or turn to. I'll be here... You have my heartfelt sympathy... It's either your personality sucks really bad, or that you don't even make the effort to get to know anybody at all for whatever reason. Hey, I have really bad personality, but I still have friends, parents too! And a dog (okay, I don't really have a dog, though I'd love to have one) maybe.

FRIENDZONE: Are you friends? How long have you been friends? How much do the both of you know each other? Have you been treating her like the lady of your life, and show the manly side of yours that you can be her man-support? Or have you been trying to get into what she likes and going shopping with her or comfort buddy whenever she's upset, like a 'sister' to her? If you answered yes to the last question, then good luck~ There be plenty'a fish in da sea~ (Pirate lingo fails me *shifty eyes*)

Last but not least... NICE GUY! Seriously, a nice guy, IMO, will never call themselves nice guys. They will suck it up like a gentleman and move on or try again. Now that there, is a real nice guy! Not the little bitch that shrieks and says 'Fuck you, what do you know about being a nice guy, we have feelings too!' We call that a little bitch, not a nice guy~